
At this time, we surmise that the attackers stood no taller than 5′ 6″, were able to knit and purl with consistent tension and were skilled enough to maintain a respectable gauge. Until the inquiry is complete, we respectfully ask that any information any citizen has that may lead us to the culprits be submitted in writing.
Thank you for your concern. Below, please find a compilation of photos taken within 10 minutes of the discovery.





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